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December 04 2009

—Hello, how much are those tomatoes?
—These are tomatoes of the highest quality.  200 rubles.  Where are you from?
—Pakistan.
—Pakistan?  Great.  I'll give them to you for 180.  And he's from Pakistan too?
—No, he's American.
—Armenian?
—No, American.
—Ah.  You guys are studying here, right?  Students?  Take them for 150.  And take this lemon for free.  A gift from Azerbaijan for our Muslim brother.